Bullet Proof: Candel let me show you a magic trick.
Candel Wick: They are only tricks, there is no magic involved in it at all.
Bullet Proof: I beg to differ, here let's make a deal. If this tricks work I will get a kiss! Afterall this is the kissing magic trick.
Candel Wick: I would never fall for that.
Bullet Proof: I guess you won't get to see it then *starts to walk away*
Candel Wick: No! Wait... You know me well enough that I won't step down from someone hiding something from me. I am fully curious now.
Bullet Proof: Okay, okay calm down. Here this is the ace of hearts. Here look no tricks up my hooves. No pixie dust, no discord charms, and no tricks. I'll need you to kiss this card so that it will be enchanted.
Candel Wick: *raises eyebrow* This sounds like a ton of cow turds. Fine I will kiss the card *angrily stares at the card, it is the ace of hearts, before giving it a light peck*
Bullet Proof: Now I'm jealous of the card. It got a kiss from such a pretty mare. *shuffles back into the deck without even giving the card a glance*
Candel Wick: SHUT UP DO THE TRICK YOU MORON!
Bullet Proof: Okay, okay calm down. Now I will tell you what you card is with some magic. *pulls out a card*
Candel Wick: *smugly smiles* That is not my card. This is not magical at all. You sir, have lost.
Bullet Proof: *blows on the deck* Hmmm it seems that you didn't put enough magic to make this trick work. This is the work of two afterall! This trick won't work with just a simple peck. This won't do. *sighs* I must ask this from you but you'll have to kiss me for this to work correctly.
Candel Wick: ... N-No! How could that possible do anything. You failed!
Bullet Proof: Well since you won't kiss me then this magic trick won't do. This is unfortunate... I guess it'll never be finished.
Candel Wick: Shut up *kisses Bullet Proof on the lips and quickly retracts away* Happy?
Bullet Proof: *smiles and blows on the wrong card as it burst into flames and turns into the ace of hearts* Very...
Candel Wick: *stares completely shocked* ... W-...wa...WHAT! YOU ARE CHEATING ME. That isn't magic it can't possibly be magic *shakes head with red face*
Bullet Proof: I must apologize, I never said it involved magic it was a magic trick. The trick after all was to get a kiss from you. *pauses and smiles* Ta-dah.
I ship it cause this happened to me lol